Tag: fixing star wars
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Star Wars: The Han & Ben scene we DESERVED!
Instead of that scene in The Rise of Skywalker where Ben saw his Dad, Han, on the destroyed Death Star in the middle of the ocean, they should’ve done this… On that planet, there was the Millennium Falcon. It was downed and out of commission, because Rey and company had…
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Star Wars Rewrite: The Last Jedi is DEAD!
Time for a little RE-WRITE SESSION!!!! <START> The Last Jedi starts with Rey passing her lightsaber off to Luke… Then, it cuts back to the interior of the Millennium Falcon, where Rey is telling whoever (could be Chewy, a droid, herself…), “And that’s how I’ll do it! I’ll hand the…
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Star Wars: Snoke was THAT little boy?!
HERE’S WHAT I WOULD’VE DONE: EPISODE 2 SNOKE THEORY (waaaaay past it’s expiration date, I know!) I think my favorite thing about the sequel trilogy was all of the thought experiments that it gave me. I mean, if it had been completely perfect then there would’ve been nothing for my…
