Star Wars: The Han & Ben scene we DESERVED!

Instead of that scene in The Rise of Skywalker where Ben saw his Dad, Han, on the destroyed Death Star in the middle of the ocean, they should’ve done this…

On that planet, there was the Millennium Falcon. It was downed and out of commission, because Rey and company had crashed it. Rey and Finn ended up using other ships to get to the Death Star, while Poe supposedly stayed back to try and fix the Falcon, and then ultimately all we saw was Rey leaving in Kylo’s tie fighter.

So instead – let’s have it that Poe & company (Finn, and those ex-trooper [I think that’s what they were] guys) leave the Falcon. Because, they don’t have the parts, or the time, or whatever, I don’t know it doesn’t matter (just like logic didn’t seem to matter in that entire movie!). But, they just leave the planet on some other ship (because, apparently, all of the ships work, even if they’ve been under the ocean for ages!), and they leave the Falcon behind, to be picked up at a later date.

So now, Kyle/Ben is all alone on that planet with nothing but himself, his regrets, and his father’s old ship.

After Rey leaves him, he wanders the island alone until he finds the Falcon.

He goes inside.

As he walks around the ship, ghosts of memories from his childhood haunt every corner. He sees (we the audience see) images of himself, hearing the echoing vibrations of times long past.

One ghost of him in the cockpit as a tiny kid, Han teaching him to fly. One of him slightly older, Leia ignoring him to take care of a newly orphaned Poe Dameron. Another one of him, younger again, seeing Han and Leia fighting. They’re arguing about how Leia’s always leaving them, leaving her husband and son to go and be a General, and about how she looks down on Han. Ben remembers, and hears her talking about how much she needs someone strong by her side (this shows why ultimately Ben wanted to become so powerful, he wanted to be that strong someone for his mother).

As he continues to walk, he sees another slightly older memory of himself, between the ages of 7-10. Han and Leia have called Uncle Luke over to help them deal with their “weird” kid who’s hearing voices. We hear flippant but concerned comment from Han about how, “we’ve got a little Vader here, huh?”. Ben remembers Uncle Luke telling him to “listen to those voices. Those are old masters.”

Have that memory fade into another one of an angry teenage Ben fighting with Han, saying something about something that Uncle Luke said. To which Han responds with, “then why don’t you make Uncle Luke your dad!” and so on and so forth, the memory fades on their shouts as the camera pans around to Kylo Ren again, looking at all of this, reliving all of those moments over again, all the emotions, good and bad, plain on his face.

Then, everything fades to silence. The only thing we can hear is Kylo/Ben’s trouble breathing for a breath of one, two…

Then, from behind him we hear Han Solo say, “Welcome home, kid.”

The rest of their exchange can play out the way that it did in the movie, with the aknowledgements and apologies, and Kylo casting off the name of Kylo and becoming Ben again.

But then, instead of Ben rushing to rescue Rey in an old waterlogged ship that he has not connection to, he rushes off to save her in his father’s ship. In the Millennium Falcon.

Aaaaaaagh it could’ve been so good, and so much more emotional!!!

Because, Kylo has no connection to the Death Star or that ship that he flew in the end (I can’t remember what that ship was called!), but he HAS a connection to the Millennium Falcon! It would’ve been so much more meaningful to have the father son reconciliation scene take place on a family ship.

Anyways, my dog is screaming at me and I have to go and take him out for a walk now!

What do you think of this scene re-write??

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Star Wars Rewrite: The Last Jedi is DEAD!

Time for a little RE-WRITE SESSION!!!!

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The Last Jedi starts with Rey passing her lightsaber off to Luke…

Then, it cuts back to the interior of the Millennium Falcon, where Rey is telling whoever (could be Chewy, a droid, herself…), “And that’s how I’ll do it! I’ll hand the legendary sword to the Legendary Skywalker, and he’ll go off and save the galaxy!”

But, when she gets to that island planet, Ahch-To, – there’s no Luke.

So, she spends the majority of the movie searching the island for Luke Skywalker. There’s evidence that he WAS there once, but that was a long, long time ago.

Throughout her searching she has Force Conversations with Kylo Ren, who tells her that he KNOWS where Luke is. In fact, he and his uncle have actually been working together secretly this entire time, working to overthrow those on the dark side of the force once and for all. If she comes to him, he’ll take her to meet Luke Skywalker.

So, she goes to him.

He takes her to his chambers and shows her the pile of ash under Darth Vader’s helmet.

“There he is,” he says.

Rey doesn’t understand what he’s saying, or rather – she doesn’t believe it. Doesn’t WANT to believe it.

They fight.

She escapes.

She finds her way back to Leia, and tells her, “I’m sorry, I couldn’t find him. I couldn’t find Luke. But, I’ll keep looking. I’ll keeping looking until I find him.”

“Stop,” Leia orders her, “you need to stop. Ok? You need to stop. Luke is dead.”

Rey doesn’t understand – so, Leia continues.

“My son killed him. We couldn’t – I couldn’t tell anyone. Without Luke, there would be no more Jedi – there would be no more hope. So, we lied. I lied. Said that he was in hiding. Lost. Better for everyone to spend the rest of their lives fighting and searching for the Last Jedi, then to learn the truth, abandon all hope, and die.”

Now, at the climax of the film, Rey has a decision to make – tell everyone the truth, that Luke Skywalker is dead. That his nephew killed him, and his sister, their leader, covered it all up. Or continue the lie.

Rey chooses to continue the lie.

She tells everyone that she is still looking for Luke.

That she will find him.

She will find the Last Jedi.

“The Skywalker’s WILL return and save us.”

Any Jedi victories that she achieves, she attributes to Luke, taking no credit for herself.

Because, what the galaxy needs most is a SKYWALKER, not a NOBODY.

THE END.

And then, from there we would be waiting for the third and final sequel film, that for now & for all intents and purposes, will remain named, The Rise of Skywalker. The title “The Rise of Skywalker” already makes more sense now though, because now, we the viewers know that there is a LACK and a NEED for a SKYWALKER.

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What do you think?

Would you have enjoyed this version of The Last Jedi more???

Let me know your thoughts, theories, and wishes (past and future) for Star Wars! 😀

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Writing Tip #1

Limit yourself.

Wait, don’t click away yet! This is a really good genuine tip, I promise! Without this tip you won’t be able to accomplish the #1 writing rule.

I’m not saying ‘limit yourself’ as in ‘limit your imagination’ or ‘limit how good your are/can be’.

No.

I mean – Limit Yourself.

Give yourself a SET TIME.

A certain amount of pages.

A minimum (and maximum!) daily word count.

Set. A. Limit. (you can make it the sky if you want!)

Trust me, with this tip you will be able to achieve the #1 writing rule of WRITE EVERY DAY.

Cause, let’s face it – writing every day sounds easy enough (you know, even getting a few words down on the page is good work), but what about when we’re reeeeeally tired? Or, we’ve got too much laundry to do? Or the ideas just aren’t coming?

Well, if you LIMIT YOURSELF – telling yourself that you’ll only write for 20 minutes a day, or 1 page a day, or 500 words a day – then suddenly, that daunting task of putting pen to paper (or fingers to keys) becomes a doable feat.

Even is you only write for 5 minutes, or a single sentence, that’s something and it keeps the momentum going so that when the muse strikes – it will strike a lot sooner and more often if you’ve kept up the daily habit.

Also though – limit yourself on stopping after reaching your maximum word count, page number, time limit. You’ll get a lot more done if you write a little something every day then if you burn out in one intense night (just like with working out, eating right, praying daily or any other habit).

So – let’s make it a HABIT and remember – WRITE DAILY – LIMIT YO’ SELF! 😉

bye 🙂

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Star Wars: Snoke was THAT little boy?!

HERE’S WHAT I WOULD’VE DONE: EPISODE 2

SNOKE THEORY (waaaaay past it’s expiration date, I know!)

I think my favorite thing about the sequel trilogy was all of the thought experiments that it gave me.

I mean, if it had been completely perfect then there would’ve been nothing for my writer brain to theorize about, pick apart, or flat-out re-write in my head.

As things stand – oh lordy, are there plenty of things to think about!

(I mean, c’mon, this scene was ridiculous!)

Here’s one that was a theory of mine from waaaay back in the day right after The Last Jedi came out, you know, back when things were iffy in the Star Wars world but nobody had yet witnessed the absolute mess that was The Rise of Skywalker, so people were still generally amicable.

The Last Jedi ended, as you may recall, with a shot of a little slave boy using the Force to call his broom to his hand before staring out at the stars, the writers wanting us to think ‘oh boy, things are changing around here!’. Well, haha, here’s what I have to say to that.

Rewind the film a little bit, and you remember that Kylo killed Snoke, his oppressive, giant, decaying master, to save Rey.

My theory, was that Snoke had discovered the secret of immortality and that Snoke was in fact Darth Plagueis the Wise. The secret to immortality, to not-dying, and the explanation for Snoke’s decaying body was – well, soul jumping.

I think, that Darth Plagueis had learned to soul jump and was jumping from body to body to body and at the end of The Last Jedi, when he got killed, his soul jumped into the body of that little slave boy, and now he was plotting revenge against Kylo, Rey and the galaxy. THAT was why the slave boy suddenly had the Force, even though he hadn’t had it earlier in the film when he’d met Rose and Finn. THAT was why he was looking out at the stars so seriously.

And then, instead of them basically doing a poorer version of that with Palpatine (“somehow – Palpatine returned.”) the third film would’ve seen our heroes having to battle with (and possibly kill/have to think about killing) a child. Not an evil child, but a child that was being possessed by Darth Plagueis. Oh, the drama that could’ve ensued!

Then, you could’ve gone into a whole ‘maybe Palpatine himself WAS Plagueis, maybe there had only ever been Plagueis, maybe Plagueis was the first ever Sith Lord and he was just constantly soul jumping from body to body, and that’s why there was only ever two sith – Plagueis and the body that would eventually BECOME Plagueis! And, if he was the first sith, then maybe Rey was the reincarnation of the first ever Jedi and that’s why she was so strong and important!’. By the way, I have so many thoughts about Rey. You can look forward to many more posts about her and my thoughts and theories (good and bad) on her character.

But basically, yeah, I think (and will always think) that that little slave boy at the end of The Last Jedi was/should’ve been Snoke, still alive, plotting more evil for the galaxies and coming for Reylo’s head.

What do you think???

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